Ask Amxu

Guess whose stylus pen glitched up on goblin week?

We goblins have to be mindful of all our haters. Elves, dwarves, Jennifer Connelly, Eru ilúvatar, the sun…

Point is they can all fuck off.

New years my ass. It’s just Opal.

Happy Goblin Christmas

It’s the day when all the little dwarves wake up bright and early and check their cage traps for cheap iron and harsh words.

I hope you all get tetanus~~❤

Yeah.

Up until that fucking minstrel show.

Guest answer by plutonium ape because the normal guy’s really ~~lazy~~ busy right now with finals.

Were you expecting Gothmog?

Thanks for all the time we shared.

Canadians can pretend it’s still October

You may hug me if you wish.

Spared no expense on my crummy holiday prop.