Guess whose stylus pen glitched up on goblin week?
We goblins have to be mindful of all our haters. Elves, dwarves, Jennifer Connelly, Eru ilúvatar, the sun…
Point is they can all fuck off.
It’s the day when all the little dwarves wake up bright and early and check their cage traps for cheap iron and harsh words.
I hope you all get tetanus~~❤
Guest answer by plutonium ape because the normal guy’s really
lazy busy right now with finals.
Were you expecting Gothmog?